..and admitted that all but one pair of pants I own is too big (and that pair is still a little tight) and just ordered some pants that will fit (and are loose construction, so they'll work for some weight loss, too).
Yay. New pants that fit.
I think I'm even going to be lazy and take them to the tailor to get them hemmed. I have this bad habit of not getting it down when left to my own devices.