It's that time of year when my urges to stay home and keep house and yard far outweight my urges to come to work and be a productive little worker bee for the man.
But, if I don't come to work and be a productive little worker bee for the man, I can't afford to keep house and yard.
So I need a clone. A clone who'll be happy to come to work and be the worker bee while the real me will be happy to stay home.
Oh well, I just need to get through today and tomorrow, then it's a long four day weekend.